This was terrible!
Roger got attacked by a rabid pit bull with down syndrome today.
I managed to take a picture just as the beast went for his throat.
It was a terrible sight. It even looks as though Roger is laughing on the picture, but he was actually screaming! True story.
Here's a picture of the satisfied look on the monsters face after the whole incident occurred.
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered pit bull you ever set eyes on! That dog's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about...er.... Just look at it!